Funkey Spoofs #1

Me and my brother were having a dumb conversation about who knows what, and somewhere along the line I mentioned Darth Maul from star wars. So my brother decided to make a joke, and made a funkey spoof! He took a common maul's head and placed it on Darth Maul's body. Here it is.......Darth Maul!

After he made this, I decided that we'd make more. So this is just the first we made so far and we'll try to come up with more in the future.

-keep it funkey

The mysterious Speed Racer shadow solved!

Well I have been hearing of people being attacked by a mysterious shadow in the Royalton Racing Complex. So about a week ago me and my brother went investigating. After standing around, it didn't take too long for the shadow to appear for us. When it showed up, the creepy music began playing, just like when a henchmen appears. When it hit us we had to play the race car dodging game.

What we think it is is Thug. If you remember reading the story after I licked the bottom of my yang. It says that thug collects racing fees in the Complex. Like how a native collects coins to sacrifice to the volcano or a henchmen collects a travel tax. So that makes it sound like Thug attacks you in the Complex and steals coins. For a long time I thought that the race cars were the things that stole coins. And thats probably the thing that does now. Remember that Mattel's contract got ruined some how, and didn't allow them to release the rest of the speed racers along with the adventure pack. So thug's game graphic was never made. But they couldn't take away the idea to have thug strike. So the race cars just had to do. What do you think? Do you think I cracked this mystery?

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Another new funkey!

After long last my rare berger FINALLY came in the mail! I'm so happy! And I know I don't really need a picture, but I took one anyways.
















I think a new funkey family photo is in order. What do you think?

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Maul Cushion

Well this is my brother's new finished funkey toy, a maul pillow! He actually made this a week ago, and made the master lox mask about a month ago. I'm just a very lazy person and don't like to post very much (as you all know by now.) It only took 2 days to make and he says it was pretty fun. Any who its picture time!

Obviously its a pretty big pillow. Its bigger than any human's head, so yeah. Again don't go calling this your own, even with my blog's name on it. I found out yesterday that on the ub funkeys official forums that someone is trying to take credit for finding thug and for having the t-shirts. Not cool, definitely not cool. (GIG found thug first and it even says vlurp111 as the user so we know that the person is a big fake.) Thats about it for the cushion.....

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Some wendys toys......what a bummer

Well my dad called wendys today and they said that they got the funkeys in! YAY! So of course we went there for lunch today. My dad asked for 5 kids meals with ALL DIFFERENT toys inside. We made sure that he understood. So when we get our kids meals we look inside to find 3 bobble heads and 2 3D board games. WTH! And it turns out that those were the only funkey toys they had. So we got an extra kids meal for nothing. Sadly the board game is so common everyone knows about it and the bobble head isn't too new either. Atleast we kept 4 of the kids meals bags and we have extra toys. Maybe they'll be worth something when they're not at wendys anymore. :T Oh well, such a bummer though. Here are pictures:

I think that I took some decent pics and a lot of them! Oh I would like everyone (if you haven't already) to look at my prvious post and look in aww! Thank you.

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Lox LIVES!!!

Ok I'll start by saying that Master Lox doesn't actually exist. My brother just created a master lox costume. Well just the mask part anyway.....He put the mask on over his grim reaper costume from 2 Halloweens ago. He made the mask entirely out of cardboard, super glue, and spray paint! Oh and yes, master lox doesn't have nostrals, but my brother needed eye holes in the mask. Anyway the moment you've been waiting for......the pictures!

My brother has been getting into making ub funkey crafts starting from the t-shirts, to this costume, to.......you'll have to wait and see. It's in development! :) Oh and before I go, don't call these your own like some people did the t-shirts. I fixed that problem and I trust you guys and gals!

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Wendys toys on ebay

Look at this. All 5 funkey toys in one. I didn't think they'd go so high in price.

Drift raceway

My brother was walking around funkeystown last night and noticed this.

Do you see whats strange in the picture? The strange thing is that if you notice, drift's home is now called "drift raceway" instead of the name "drift". I guess drift needed a unique game room name too.

BTW I finally fixed up my internet and now I don't get booted out of chat rooms on UBF and meebo chat rooms! Which means I was finally able to get a chat room in my crib's game room. I got holler chat after about 20 minutes. So I then decided to get rom chat in my game room, but I couldn't. I was in there for an hour and a half but nothing happened. Does this happen to anyone else? It got me so frustrated. Anyway thats all for now. 'Till next time....

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Mulch quiz complete!

I don't know if anyone else has already done this, but a few days ago I completed the mulch quest quiz. :) I thought it was challenging, so I'm posting it. The sad thing is that it's hard to do, but you only get 20 coins as a reward. And you payed a coin to play so you only really win 19 coins. Anyway here is a pic.

Atleast now I know more about recycling and pollution and all that jazz.

-keep it funkey

My PG funkeys and Blackest Hole/ Tadd Tonic

Well I finally decided to take a pic of my paradox green funkeys. Here they are.















I also got the blackest hole and tadd tonic yesterday.

Its not like these pictures are any news to us. And of course I took down two of the henchmen 2.0.

BTW I don't know if I mentioned this on my blog (I have on a few others) that I got a very rare berger! Here's a pic of that:

Isn't he cute? Anyway that's all for the time being. I hope I get some more exciting news soon. But untill then.....

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Snipe quest

I don't know if this is news or not. But I went into paradox green and found a snipe. He had a quest to safely bring him back to Snipe HQ. He said that he found information from the ace about master lox that could help the FARSE. Here are pics.

They just give you coins as a reward. And I will get a pic of my funkeys later. You can see I'm playing as tadd when I found the snipe.

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3 new funkeys! Woot woot!

I just got back from target and the lady wasn't lying! Paradox Green was there! Of course I got VR nectar, maul, and tadd for myself, but my dad bought 4 others to sell on ebay, just to get our $14 back that we spent on rastro. Now I have all 4! I'll post pics later, I just had to tell everyone! Too bad that they are only in very rare version still, cause I really want rare tadd and rastro. They look so cool!

So Onewa80 we've been in the same boat for a while, not finding anything, so I'm sure you'll find something new at target now. Oh and now that I own a tadd and have my clay croak, my dad is really getting mad at Mattel. I don't know what we'll do to get to the bottom of my very stressful struggle to find out the truth of what happened after I sent in my design of croak. And as for those of you who are starting to hate me for bringing up croak so much, knock it off. I'm sure if you were in my shoes, you'd be in as much agony as me. I won't shut up until I find out. I just hope that there are still some of you that support me out there. Anyway like I said I'll post pics later. Chao!

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I got rastro!!!

I finally got my funkey! Roco was right though the package is paper thin and small. Here are pics!

The first thing I did was play against pokeboy93. Look at this:

Too bad both times we played master lox infultrated. :(

Oh and as I am writing this post Onewa80 keeps challenging me to play his ace game created games. (If that makes sense) I also got a pic of that.

I'm a nice guy so I gave all 3 games a ranking of 5! Plus they were really fun, so there's another reason.

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Scratch Quest and paradox IS coming to stores

My brother found this out. I don't know if this is old or not but my brother won't leave me alone until I post this so he found a scratch quest by da scratch club. You need to deliver a record to King Sidd without kane attacking you. If kane gets you he smashes the record. Anyway, if you complete it you get a mini king sidd statue. Here are some pics.

I went to target today and of course no new funkeys. :( But one aisle behind the usual spot there was a big empty space with 2 funkiki adventure packs. But the racks were labeled "Paradox Green singles" and the others said "Tool funkeys" (as in mulch and ace). My dad then asked a lady that worked there if they were getting them soon. And she said that if you see a grey sticker on the labels then that means they are coming that week or the next. And yes the paradox labels had the stickers! So she said to call every once in a while to see if they came.

Oh and I went to wendy's and they didn't have the funkey toys. :( But I decided just to get the meal anyway, and I got a magic tree house audio book. >:( Well, atleast the food was good.

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